Imparted wisdom for Father’s Day

Knowledge: knowing which tool to use will get you farther than knowing how to use it. The latter you can figure out; the former is why there are dads.

There was no farting here

Endurance: Pitted in a test of manliness, two young brothers see how long they can endure their father tickling their nostrils with one of his chest hairs.

Strength: The same young brothers, duped by their father’s call for “lap time”, squirm and fight to free themselves from his toxic grasp after he unloads one of his silent ass killers.

Patience: Golf. Goddamn golf.

Love: It is an action not a word and is thusly expressed in actions, not words.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad.